babyferaligator:

how the fuck are girls so cute

howimettheslayer:

spoilers for orphan black season 3

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin’ club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

©PONDERISM